In honor of Jon Carroll’s 2/11 column, and inspired by my friend R. Francis Smith, I present the Candidate X Store (original). Candidate X: he doesn’t like killing people. It is, in my mind, a perfectly chosen phrase.
Everything there is priced at cost; I don’t make any money off ‘em. The slogan is thanks to R. Francis.
I knew it wasn't going to be there, but I just couldn't help but expect something like this:
http://flail.com/pictures/candidatex.jpg
That does it. You're in charge of the T-shirts.