For all its flaws, we must admire Google for knowing the length of a smoot. Alas, it does not know the value of a quatloo, but then again, neither do I.
On the other hand, while searching for quatloo valuations, I did find a proposal for an XML standard for Shadowrun (original). But I digress.
From http://www.seniorwomen.com/mc_money.html :
So what are Quatloos? That's easy