So far the score in the War on Christmas (original) goes something like this:
Number of people who’ve told me the PC police will yell at anyone who says “Merry Christmas”: 3
Number of times I’ve been yelled at for saying Merry Christmas: 0
Number of attorneys ready to file suits against people who substitute “Happy Holidays” for “Merry Christmas”: 1550
Number of ACLU employees in the main New York office: 170 (original) (in 2002)
Merry Christmas!