Short post this week – Orcacon was this weekend and consumed most of my available weekend braincells. I wrote up two more People cards and started working on something to generate playtest cards. (For the geeky: the cards live in Obsidian, using YAML frontmatter for metadata, and I can pump that into HTML templates and then convert the HTML to PDFs easily enough.)
Whitney
I’m Whitney, and they pay me to make them look good. They’re not bright enough to know that’s why they pay me, but it is. I don’t get high before I go on stage, I don’t sleep with underage fans, and I’m a good musician. And I am so tired of seeing no-talent idiots like Jay getting royalties for albums he barely plays on just because he went to school with the almighty Robin. I wonder what it would take for Jay to get fired?
Charlie
I’m Charlie, and I’m the reason the band exists. Look: you’re nowhere without your fans, everybody knows that. Robin’s amazingly talented and I love saying so, but if people like me hadn’t recognized genius with the first album, the band wouldn’t be having this wildly successful tour. I won a contest to be here, which proves I’m the most important fan there is – sorry, Jackie, you’re trash – and I cannot wait until people start writing about me as the mysterious glamorous Muse I am.