Whatever happened to Bernard Kerik? Well, it wasn’t just his nanny problem (original). Josh Marshall has the lengthy summary (original) of Kerik’s issues.

So we’re gonna do the elections differently in 2008. I’ve been thinking about it. I have a plan. We’re not going to vote for candidates. We’re going to vote for parties. You’ll cast one vote for a party, and you’ll be done. That will simplify things. Every party puts together a list of candidates, with their top candidate at the top and so on. Individuals can run too, but as you’ll see in a moment, it’s not a very good idea. ...

For the curious, the Butt-Numb-A-Thon schedule this year as of around 3 AM in total: Willy McBean & the Magic Machine A Series of Unfortunate Events The Black Swan Blonde Venus Miss Sadie Thompson Phantom of the Opera (2004) The Mutations Toys Are Not For Children Layer Cake Ong-Bak Kung Fu Hustle Can’t say I’m kicking myself for not trying to make it this year. Decent program, but perhaps not worth the physical cost.

Let’s get ready to Mashup! (And remember, there’s an new game meme announcement list — get your gaming memes piping hot.) Today we’re going to take another SF classic and subject it to our evil whims. Your target du jour is Star Trek, and we’re not talking any of that revisionist stuff. No Enterprise, no Next Generation, no Deep Space Nine. We’re doing Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, and the five year journey. Or the movies, cause hey, everyone loves Ricardo. The core characters of Star Trek were officers in charge of an exploration mission. They were often caught between duty and humanity; I wouldn’t give Star Trek the same props I give Horatio Hornblower, but Roddenberry knew what drove his conflicts. I think there are some interesting possibilities for mashing.

A while ago I posted a review of K. J. Parker’s Colours in the Steel. I finally got around to reading the other two books in the trilogy. At the time, I said “I’m happy to have two more chunks of comfortable reading ahead of me.” Two, yes. Chunks, yes. Reading, yes. Well-written, yes. Comfortable? Not to any notable degree. In the end, the Fencer trilogy is a tragedy about the Loredan family and their inability to love one another. I would still recommend them, but they are not in any way nice.

So I had to send my laptop into Apple for repairs a month or so ago. My own fault: I dropped it. The next time I used the DVD drive, I noticed it wasn’t working. OK; I called Apple up and said “Hey, this happened, I need to get it fixed.” I kind of expected that they’d charge me for it, since chances are it broke when I dropped the laptop. ...

Yeah, every now and then we like to dump out campaign ideas we won’t run. 1. Aztlan Chrome — near-future cyberpunk set in the El Paso/Ciudad Juarez metroplex. Assume a de facto independent state in that region, extending all the way to San Diego/Tijuana, with very little federal control on the part of either Mexico or the United States. The tech is sufficient for wired reflexes; i.e., money can provide you with a definite advantage in a fight (which is really the core ethos of cyberpunk gaming, right?). The Ciudad Juarez serial killer (original) is on my mind as I think about this setting. So is the five solid hours of Los Lobos I listened to last night. So is The Shield, but I’m not sure if that’s for antagonists or protagonists. Could be either, really. ...

This is a short-short piece meant to illustrate some things about my character in Jeff’s excellent [Queen Abby’s Mob](http://web.archive.org/web/20060205002338/http://web.archive.org/web/20060205002338/http://dogsolitude.org:9673/jeffwikwiki/FrontPage/ (original)/) (original) game.

Note to self: the Miike RPG has six stats, arranged in three pairs. Love/Obsession, Violence/Brutality, and Sex/Possession. I suspect that when I write the game and stick it behind a content warning, that last pair will become something more explicit and raw; “Possession” is a muted form of what I have in mind. I think the rating in each pair remains constant — so you could have 3 dots in Love/Obsession. The question is how you manifest it. ...

“Under the plans, troops would funnel Fallujans to so-called citizen processing centers on the outskirts of the city to compile a database of their identities through DNA testing and retina scans. Residents would receive badges displaying their home addresses that they must wear at all times. Buses would ferry them into the city, where cars, the deadliest tool of suicide bombers, would be banned.” Mark of the Beast! Mark of the Beast! ...