Necro!

Categories: Reviews

The Chronicles of Riddick was not as good as I wanted it to be, but it was also not as bad as I feared it might be. It’s the perfect Warhammer 40K movie; there’s very little pure good in the world, the antagonists have psionic powers, and there’s lots of blood and guts. If you can’t take a guilty pleasure in spiky bitz, it’s not a good movie for you. If you can, then it’s worth the viewing. ...

June 13, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Final WISH

Categories: Memes

Ginger’s last WISH (original) is up: Tell me your favorite war story. Why is it your favorite? What does it show about your character or the game/campaign you were playing? What does it exemplify about why you like gaming? My answer (from Carl’s UN PEACE game) is over at 20’ by 20’ Room (original).

June 12, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Vexillology

Categories: Personal

“Two equal horizontal bands of red (top) and black with a centered yellow emblem consisting of a five-pointed star within half a cogwheel crossed by a machete (in the style of a hammer and sickle).” Angola (original).

June 12, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Tribute

Categories: Politics

My personal favorite Reagan tribute is Rob’s. Whose party I will be at soon if this damned file transfer will just finish up.

June 11, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Perls of wisdom

Categories: Technology

Would you believe there are no perl modules to perform astrological calculations? It’s true — I can’t find a single one. (This is a picture of me invoking the LazyWeb (original).)

June 11, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Down by law

Categories: Politics

So the whole thing where Bush says (original) “I’m going to say it one more time. In fact, maybe I can be more clear. The instructions went out to our people to adhere to law.” That would be so much more comforting if the infamous memo didn’t argue that it’s not illegal to torture certain classes of people.

June 11, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Monday Mashup #41: Hoosiers

Categories: Memes

In the spirit of Neel Krishnaswami’s recent post on sports games (original), today’s mashup is Hoosiers. It could be any sports movie, but I happen to like basketball a lot. I guess if you’re a football fan or something it’s OK to break away from the pack and do Any Given Sunday; the Mashup Ninjas will not pay you a visit. This once only. Hoosiers is a nice simple story. Washed up coach comes to small town with a basketball team and teaches them how to win a championship. (Mostly discipline.) He alienates people with his fancy coaching ways but it turns out that in Indiana, winning is more important than anything else. He also finds love and redeems the town drunk.

June 11, 2004 · 2 min · Bryant

WISH 99: Genreriffic

Categories: Memes

Impending WISH deficit! But this week (original): Pick three to five genres and name the best RPG for that genre. Why do you think it’s the best? What makes it better than others? What are its downsides? Pulp: Adventure! This is a very close race, because Feng Shui has better core mechanics which are better suited to the genre. Feng Shui really gets damage and fighting and stunts right, which is important for a pulp game… but it’s an action movie game rather than a pulp game, and while the genres are similar they aren’t the same. So the detailed and comprehensive power list brings Adventure! ahead by a hair. ...

June 10, 2004 · 2 min · Bryant

By the pricking

Categories: Culture

Ray Bradbury has pretty strong opinions about Michael Moore (original). “Michael Moore is a screwed a—hole, that is what I think about that case,” Bradbury said according to an English translation of the story. “He stole my title and changed the numbers without ever asking me for permission.” Continued the author: “[Moore] is a horrible human being – horrible human!” When asked if he agrees with Moore’s political positions, Bradbury replied, “That has nothing to do with it. He copied my title; that is what happened. That has nothing to do with my political opinions.” ...

June 9, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

London crawling

Categories: Reviews

John Tynes claims, accurately (original), that Dirty Pretty Things is the “best damn film of the year.” So far, true. Stephen Frears has turned out another little gem. He paints the story using the edges of society, creating art with the conventions of the dark thriller genre. It’s not just a thriller, and it’s not just one of his social pieces; it’s an elegant braid of both. Audrey Tautou kind of slips into the impish Amelie persona once or twice, which is a little odd for someone playing a Turkish immigrant, but it more or less works. The rest of the acting was superb. Benedict Wong was especially good, and got the best line in the movie in the best scene of the movie. Lucky guy. ...

June 9, 2004 · 2 min · Bryant