It’s a little known fact that the best gonzo journalists around are writing for a little ezine known as the Death Valley Driver Video Review (original). One time I was making fun of Bionic J because she was wearing this big skiing goggles and I said she looked like a doofus like Yoko Ono.

Jon Udell has a very good article about using Bayesian techniques to categorize blog postings. I think this is rather interesting, because I keep meaning to try Bayesian filtering on (alternately) Usenet and my mailing lists. The difference between me and Udell is that he went out and did it and got paid for writing about it. Now that he’s pointed me at the right tools, I may try this on Usenet. Bwah hah ha.

Mom’s getting out of the hospital on Saturday, much to her (and my) relief. She really appreciated the cards and best wishes — thanks to all. We now return to my usual veil of silence about my personal life.

Mom, who has informed me that she is not to be referred to as “a family member” anymore, is doing good. (“But Mom, it was for privacy… oh, OK, fine.”) The surgery went well and she’s recuperating as quick as she can, although it’ll still be a while. If anyone feels inspired to send a card, I’m sure she’d greatly appreciate it: Priscilla Durrell c/o Cape Cod Hospital 27 Park Street ...

Because I know I’m going to want to refer to this later. The Weekly Standard story (original) on the DoD memo about Al Qaeda/Iraq connections The DoD press release (original) explaining that the “memo” was a list of reports, some of which hadn’t been vetted, and that the memo is meaningless Glenn Reynolds being an idiot Let’s be clear on this. The reports discussed in the memo are simply the reports Doug Feith used to make the case for an imminent threat from Iraq. Doug Feith is guilty of politicizing intelligence (original) in the worst way. He has been, in the past, cozened by Ahmed Chalabi. He was in charge of post-war planning — the same planning that has been faulty to the degree that Bush is adopting the French plan. ...

The Massachusetts Supreme Court just ruled that bans on same-sex marriages are unconstitutional. That’s the Massachusetts Constitution, not the US Constitution. There’s some pro-same-sex marriage background about the case here (original), and some fairly frothing anti-same-sex marriage background here (original). Or just get the fairly unbiased coverage from Howard Bashman, who knows his stuff. The actual ruling has been mirrored here (original).

I’m feeling musical again today, but this time we’ll go for a specific song rather than an entire musical oeuvre. Our mashup of the week is “Stairway to Heaven” (original) by Led Zeppelin. Now, I’m no Led Zeppelin expert, but I read that song as describing some significantly transformative events. I’m pretty sure the lady in question is making bad, materialistic choices. And I think we have a few Tolkien references. Seems like that ought to be enough to work with. Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.

Happily, Game WISH (original) is back. Today’s question: Talk about a few characters you had to stop playing before their stories felt finished. Where do you think they would have gone? It’s kind of a hard question, because I don’t tend to think of characters in those terms — so when I say I’d like to play Paul or Clarice more, it’s not because I think their stories were unfinished per se. It’s because I want to find out what happens next. In Paul’s case, I’d like to see him leading an adult superhero team. I’d like to find out if he can continue to be the force for good he thinks he could be. And I like playing him. In Clarice’s case, well, she’s just fun to play. I guess her story is about done; I like thinking of her hanging out in 1850 training a bunch of little genetically engineered Ascended ninjas. ...

For quite some time, England has lived with the reality of IRA terrorists who would like to see various important Brits dead. London knows a lot more about living under that sort of threat than we do. That’s a simple statement of fact; 9/11 was of much larger magnitude, but England’s been dealing with this sort of thing for decades. In all those years, they have somehow managed to keep the Prime Minister and the Queen safe without shutting down the London Underground. One wonders what sort of a cowboy is afraid of risks the Queen of England takes on a regular basis. ...

There’ve been a lot of DoD press releases (original) about deaths recently. They’re fairly abstracted, which I think is appropriate. This one (original) reports the death of Robert A. Wise of Florida. His friend Trueman, who is currently recuperating in a hospital in Germany, gives us his account of the attack which killed Specialist Wise.