Five redux

Categories: Gaming

In a futile effort to save Chris, show off for Brant, and feed my own ego: Texcatlipoca Has Come From The North: a companion game to Huey Long’s Men of Action (original), set in AD 1000 or so in the Yucatan. Brave Byzantine warriors and their Viking allies battle the hordes of the god-king Quetzalcoatl. It uses D20 psionics rules, either Mindshadows or the WotC offering, depending on which is better. No magic. Plenty of Cathars. ...

December 15, 2004 · 3 min · Bryant

Poster children

Categories: Culture

Happiness is 300 megabytes of cult, SF, fantasy, and horror movie posters thanks to, um, sources. Samples inside, cause I can’t resist the pretty pictures.

December 15, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

The season begins

Categories: Culture

The Golden Globe nominees have been announced. Is The Passion of the Christ anywhere in there? Nope. Probably should have been; it’s a spectacular movie with a questionable message, but I don’t think I want award shows to be in the business of judging messages. That’s the kind of thing that leaves Crash without an Oscar. (It did, however, win Best Alternative Adult Feature Film in the Adult Video News Awards in 1998, despite being released in 1996. I don’t know how that works. For some reason the award wasn’t blurbed on the DVD box.) ...

December 14, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Predictable luck

Categories: Sports

In SI today, Peter King asks (original) “How lucky are the Patriots to have Troy Brown (third interception vs. Cincinnati) to ride to the rescue of their secondary?” Not lucky at all. The Pats have Troy Brown in that position because Bill Belichick has a policy of taking advantage of his best athletes whenever possible; this is why Mike Vrabel caught a touchdown pass in Super Bowl XXXVIII, and it’s why you see Richard Seymour lining up as fullback from time to time. Thus, Belichick asked Troy Brown to play a little defense during the pre-season this year, way before there was any hint of trouble or injury in the secondary. People thought it was a risky idea at the time. You’d think we’d have learned not to try and outthink Belichick by now.

December 13, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Kerik in the neck

Categories: Politics

Whatever happened to Bernard Kerik? Well, it wasn’t just his nanny problem (original). Josh Marshall has the lengthy summary (original) of Kerik’s issues.

December 13, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Electoral plans

Categories: Politics

So we’re gonna do the elections differently in 2008. I’ve been thinking about it. I have a plan. We’re not going to vote for candidates. We’re going to vote for parties. You’ll cast one vote for a party, and you’ll be done. That will simplify things. Every party puts together a list of candidates, with their top candidate at the top and so on. Individuals can run too, but as you’ll see in a moment, it’s not a very good idea. ...

December 13, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Peek inside

Categories: Film Festivals

For the curious, the Butt-Numb-A-Thon schedule this year as of around 3 AM in total: Willy McBean & the Magic Machine A Series of Unfortunate Events The Black Swan Blonde Venus Miss Sadie Thompson Phantom of the Opera (2004) The Mutations Toys Are Not For Children Layer Cake Ong-Bak Kung Fu Hustle Can’t say I’m kicking myself for not trying to make it this year. Decent program, but perhaps not worth the physical cost.

December 12, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Monday Mashup #11: Star Trek

Categories: Memes

Let’s get ready to Mashup! (And remember, there’s an new game meme announcement list — get your gaming memes piping hot.) Today we’re going to take another SF classic and subject it to our evil whims. Your target du jour is Star Trek, and we’re not talking any of that revisionist stuff. No Enterprise, no Next Generation, no Deep Space Nine. We’re doing Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, and the five year journey. Or the movies, cause hey, everyone loves Ricardo. The core characters of Star Trek were officers in charge of an exploration mission. They were often caught between duty and humanity; I wouldn’t give Star Trek the same props I give Horatio Hornblower, but Roddenberry knew what drove his conflicts. I think there are some interesting possibilities for mashing.

December 12, 2004 · 2 min · Bryant

Turnabout and stab

Categories: Reviews

A while ago I posted a review of K. J. Parker’s Colours in the Steel. I finally got around to reading the other two books in the trilogy. At the time, I said “I’m happy to have two more chunks of comfortable reading ahead of me.” Two, yes. Chunks, yes. Reading, yes. Well-written, yes. Comfortable? Not to any notable degree. In the end, the Fencer trilogy is a tragedy about the Loredan family and their inability to love one another. I would still recommend them, but they are not in any way nice.

December 11, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant

Beyond and above

Categories: Technology

So I had to send my laptop into Apple for repairs a month or so ago. My own fault: I dropped it. The next time I used the DVD drive, I noticed it wasn’t working. OK; I called Apple up and said “Hey, this happened, I need to get it fixed.” I kind of expected that they’d charge me for it, since chances are it broke when I dropped the laptop. ...

December 11, 2004 · 1 min · Bryant