It just goes on and on. Someone’s who’s actually seen Underworld posted a summary of the movie. Compare it to a summary of the short story upon which, in large part, White Wolf’s complaint rests. I’m far too much of a junkie for this stuff; if it goes to court I want to go watch the trial.
I want to read that summary, really I do, but I’m having such a hard time making it past “UV bullets.”
You wanna be a lawyer, you’re gonna have to deal with that sort of thing. Sorry, man.
I pretended it said “SUV bullets” and moved on.
SPOILISH: I totally missed from reading the complaint just how many of the events described take place _before_ the start of the movie. I’m assuming they’re shown in flashback form. Still changes the way I look at it a little.