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Month: February 2003

My dad could

So the Onion went and asked a bunch of celebs who they could take in a fight. I gotta say, if you respond to that question with “I believe in non-violent solutions” or words to that effect, you’re kind of wimping out. This is the Onion. Have a sense of humor. Maintain your principled stance on non-violence by saying “Nobody, because I have a principled stance on non-violence and I’d just curl up into a little ball even if it was Nancy Reagan coming after me.”

Best line in the piece was from Frank Miller:

Well, she [Little Lulu] doesn’t exist. She’s just lines on paper. If you want to go along those lines, I’ll just say I could take Galactus. Paper rips.

Yeah, baby. Paper rips.

Also, I am tremendously jealous of my once housemate Tasha Robinson who gets to go out and interview people and ask them questions like that. There’s someone who knew what she wanted to do and now does it.

Metafiction

Couple more Oscar tidbits: Donald Kaufman was nominated (along with his brother, Charlie) for Best Adapted Screenplay. That’s gotta be a first. Also, the meticulous kodi notes that none of the Best Picture nominees take place in the modern era. This shows that Miramax likes historicals. Joke! Except not really.

Edit: fixed my gross misquote of kodi. I plead running out the door.

And the gold thingie goes to

Surprisingly unobjectionable Oscar nominations this year. Yes, Two Towers more or less got stiffed. However, I’m rather glad to see Christopher Walken get a well-deserved nomination for Best Supporting Actor, and I’m glad to see John C. Reilly get the same on sentimental grounds even though I haven’t seen Chicago yet. (Note: Bill Condon wrote Chicago. Good talent involved in that there movie, and hey, Condon got nominated for Best Screenplay Adaptation!) I’m also very pleased about the Best Actor nods to Michael Caine and Nicholas Cage. And they noticed Julianne Moore in Far From Heaven.

Hm. Maybe I should be grumpier; I don’t see either City of God or Y Tu Mama Tambien on the Best Foreign Film nominee list. Possibly City of God didn’t qualify this year? Not sure how that works; it didn’t have a non film festival release in the US until January 2003.

Springboard to action

Eugene Volokh provides me with an excellent launching point for some stuff I’ve been mulling over lately. He’s discussing recent polls which may show that the British public is not behind the US war on Iraq. In his wrapup, he says “I hope British public opinion is not being accurately reported here. But if it is, then just reflects the errors of the British public, not the errors of a hawkish policy.”

While (given his assumptions) there’s some validity to that stance, it fails to recognize that simply being convincing is an important goal for any diplomatic policy. If Bush’s hawkish stance turns Britain against the United States, and as a result Tony Blair is voted out and Britain joins the Franco/German coalition, it is not unreasonable to count that as a cost of the hawkish policy. At some point, one has to stand back and say “Wait a second. Perhaps it is not mere coincidence that the populace of so many European countries is upset with us; perhaps we might have put our case better.”

On my drive into work this morning, I was contemplating the rather aggressive actions France and Germany have taken lately. A lot of people are acting like this is some kind of inexplicable surprise. Well — you know, a lot of people warned of this several months ago. If the US takes unilateral action, they said, the world will turn against us. That foreign policy of Bush’s, they said, is going to make a lot of people very concerned. At the time, many claimed that the polls showing anti-American sentiment were just biased fluff, and that no rational nation would get upset about Bush’s preemptive doctrine.

Apparently, those who were concerned were right to be concerned. The question is not whether or not France and Germany are behaving rationally; the question is whether or not Bush’s policies will alienate much of the world. The answer, now, is obviously yes. Discussion of Bush’s policies must take into account the cost of that alienation; we can talk a lot about whether or not it’s worth it, but you can’t deny that it’s happening.

And in that regard, it might be wise to consider cautionary statements about the reaction of the Middle East to the actual invasion. Maybe — just maybe — those who warned us about the consequences in Europe are right about the possible consequences in the Middle East.

Resolute

Baddish news on the UN front, from my point of view. Well, potentially bad. France, Germany, and Russia are working on a Security Council resolution which would do a number of things none of which include sanctioning a war on Iraq. It does include peacekeepers, which is interesting. Powell is upset that he learned about it from a press report. Takes respect to give respect, which Powell no doubt knows but he’s gotta register a complaint anyhow.

I regard this as potentially bad because I would like to see the Security Council agree on something, and increased divisiveness between the various factions ain’t gonna help anything. On the other hand, there’s a distinct possibility that this is a diplomatic ploy. The countries wanting something other than a US-led non-sanctioned war on Iraq haven’t had any coherent counter-proposal yet. If the Security Council winds up considering something like this, it gives in particular Turkey and the rest of the potential US allies in the region something to rally behind.

As Bush has demonstrated with his aggressive diplomacy vis a vis Saddam, it helps to have a stick. A resolution which might sap support for the US is definitely a stick. The question in my mind, however, is whether there’s a carrot in the other hand. Hope so.

The rules of the game

A long time ago, in the heyday of Webrings, I thought about setting up a link exchange along Nomic lines, but I was too lazy and never got around to it. BlogNomic is sort of like that, except it centers on weblogs. If I was a diehard Nomic player I’d get involved in this but I should keep reminding myself that it’s all I can do to get through a game of PbEM Diplomacy without losing interest.