Cursed French

Categories: Politics

Thanks to Jon Carroll (original), I’ve uncovered another incidence of shameful French history. Feast your eyes on this artifact, and be reminded why we must scorn the French and mock their history.

February 27, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant

Parsing in PHP

Categories: Technology

Magpie RSS is a PHP RSS parser. Tagged for later reference.

February 26, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant

Choices choices hm

Categories: General

Does anyone have any thoughts to share on Steven Erikson? As in, has anyone read his books?

February 26, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant

Meme watching

Categories: Technology

Last night on American Idol, after each contestant sung, they did the usual “call this number to vote for this singer” bit. But this season, they’ve added another fillip: “Or text this number!” Just like that, no explanation of what the word means. Fox knows its target audience, I guess. Or they’re just trying to look hipper.

February 26, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant

Counting grains

Categories: Sports

The Retrosheet folks are more obsessive about a larger quantity of data (not to mention more productive) than you. I can almost guarantee this. They are engaged in the slow process of compiling as much data as possible about every Major League Baseball game ever played. They have the day by day standings for every season since 1900. Here’s April 11th, 1912. They have play by plays for most games between 1967 and 1990. They find it disappointing that they don’t know which umpires were assigned to all their games. I am in total awe. ...

February 26, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant

Note to self

Categories: Gaming

A generation ago, the City fell. The world fell. It is said that a great disaster marked the date, but that none knew of its significance until it was far too late. It is said that once, men did not believe in demons. If that is so, then disbelief was washed away by a torrent of winged creatures who eat memories and leave only shadows where men once walked. You are brookers, heirs to the tradition of your fathers, who fought the good fight on the Street of the Walls. You bargain with the merchants of the mainland, to ensure that every resident of the City can eat. You battle the demons that live in the tops of the fallen towers with sword and fire, because that is what your fathers did before they died, and you are better trained than your fathers. ...

February 25, 2003 · 2 min · Bryant

Apropos of that

Categories: Politics

Den Beste misses the point yet again. “What I think is that they [the nations of the world] already do hate our guts, and that at this point acting unilaterally won’t increase that to any significant degree.” OK, let’s let that be a given for the purposes of argument. Now cast your mind back a year and a half. How did we squander all that good will? ...

February 25, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant

Merge, damn you

Categories: Culture

I Love Your Work is a weblog about the filming of Adam Goldberg’s film I Love Your Work. Alternatively, it’s a promotional piece. One of the burning issues of the weblog world is whether or not webloggers are journalists. Many webloggers are very indignant about the possibility that they aren’t journalists. Many journalists roll their eyes at the entire question. Helen Yeager, who writes I Love Your Work, can’t talk about certain things she saw (original). She’s part of the promotional effort for the movie; she’s part of the crew (and says as much). It’s an interesting blog but I think that she’s damaged the cause of weblogs as real journalism; by allowing the medium to be coopted, she’s made it harder for other webloggers to be taken seriously. As Film Threat pointed out a while back (original), “the old press tends to be lazy and a little nearsighted when it comes to making distinctions between groups other than themselves…” Fair? Nah, but still true.

February 25, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant

Meme watch

Categories: Technology

Mr. Sterling — no, it’s OK! This is a technology post, not a review. Read on. Mr. Sterling, which is continuing to be mediocre, had an interesting little moment last night. Senator Sterling was sitting in a committee meeting tilting at a windmill, while a press conference raged outside. One of his aides was at the press conference, keeping Sterling updated via BlackBerry. No explanation of what was going on, just a flash of one aide typing on a BlackBerry and the aide with Sterling getting the message. You know a technology’s becoming prevalent when it shows up in a TV show without explanation.

February 24, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant

Tales of ink and paper

Categories: Culture

Saith Steve Lieber, comic book creator: Thanks for asking. I’m working with a novelist on his first comic book project, and doing the research for another one that’ll be all me. A fan replies: Sounds good… Any publishers lined-up, or is that much further down the line? (And any hints on the novelist’s identity?) And Lieber spills: No publishers lined up yet, but I guess there’s no reason to be coy. It’s Sean Stewart. He’s an s.f./fantasy writer, probably best known for GALVESTON, an amazing novel that won the World Fantasy Award in 2001. (Actually folks here might know him better as the story guy behind the webgame for the Spielberg film A.I.) He’s taken a serious interest in comics recently, and has a really good feel for how they work. ...

February 24, 2003 · 1 min · Bryant